Consider love a luxury. It's great if you have it, but without it,you can still live on.
If your work schedule has a conflict with your dating schedule, choose work - it won't disappoint you and that is even more true as you age, unless you are in the erotic business...
Read through the contract at least three times, especially when it's the most challenging one - the contract of marriage .
Young girls think it's mature to smoke a cig, stay out late and have a lot of boyfriends. You shoud know better.
Relax, go with the flow, let the destiny do its work. But that doesn't mean you don't have to do a thing.
Things you will need in your purse: a pair of panty hose when you wear a skirt, a small flashlight when you come home late, a pepper spray when you walk alone in dark valleys (of course, try to avoid that), a piece of chocolate or vegetable cracker when you have to work late, and at any time, a bottle of moisturizer from a good brand and a wallet with some money in it.
Keep a pet, for your sake; Don't keep a pet, for her sake. Pets can get depressed as well if they are too lonely, you know.
Take vitamin and calcium daily, otherwise if god forbid you break your leg in the bathtub, even if you can manage to get out and put some clothes on before the paramedics come, you still have to stay in bed for more than three months. Just forget about wearing those sexy dress again this entire summer.
Balance your check book every month.
The less people there are in the house, the bigger the fridge should be. When you get lonely, seek comfort from quality food with high protein, high fiber and low calories. If the fridge happens to be empty, it can remind you that you need to work harder to feed yourself.
If you have to get up early for meetings on a regular basis, get a louder alarm. If you are a sound sleeper, get three of them.
If you know the guy from a bar, no need to leave him your number.
13. 最好不要让初次约会的异性知道你住所,若对方坚持送,那么到楼下即可 ----相信我,他不”顺便上去喝杯茶”也不会渴死.
Better not to let your first date know exactly where you live. If he insists, stop him at the downstairs. Believe me, he won't die out of thirst without that cup of coffee or tea.
If for the past six months, every month you bought more than ten articles of clothing, you should consider getting a house instead.
Drive your own car. Cars are better than men in a way that they can't get away by themselves. Of course, they can get stolen, but you can get insurance for them; you can not do that with men.
Buy enough insurance.
If you don't have a car, don't buy white shoes.
Leave a warm jacket and an umbrella at your office.
Compliments from coworkers are like parfume. You can smell it, but don't drink it.
If unfortunately you fall in love with an unvailable guy, whether he has a wife or fiancee or a girlfriend, don't even think about meeting her up for a chat. It's so unecessary. You should just wrap it up and go.
Don't ever ask this question: why don't you love me?
Don't speak out your decision first.
Like laywers to criminals, men always have to defend their unsatiable lust, even if they themselves know they are crimes. You know it, so just give them a pass.
Nothing or nobody is that important to be the reason why you can't sleep after 12AM.
Even if you have a movie star's beauty, you have to be reasonable.
If you are fixed up by other people, go for it. But make sure that at least you know the guy's name beforehand. Otherwise you can end up meeting the same boring guy with different matchmakers three weekends in a row. That will be what we call comedies.
If you are not paid by thousands, don't ever enter those dating games on TV.
Have some close friends, best if you can have some dearest girlfriends. Otherwsie, nobody would bring you water or soup when you have high fevers. Imagine you have to drink water from a fish tank or a toilet or even worse, nobody finds you dead from heart attack till the 8th day.
Don't drink more than you can take. Otherwise, you have to clean up after yourself the next morning. You may end up throwing up again.
Fill up your medicine cabin with emergency meds.
If you take sleeping aid, don't keep more than ten pills at a time.
Even if you really really don't have a boyfriend, it won't hurt to keep some condoms aside.
Don't be thrifty with your genuine smiles.
You can't gain wisdom without giving up your youth.
If you have nothing to do, nowhere to go during holidays, volunteer to work overtime. That way, you impress your boss and you will not get sentimental in a crowd or being alone.
On your birthdays, send a bunch of flowers to yourself at the office and your parents.
Learn to cook a few good dishes.
Cook some comfort food, such as soup for yourself at weekend.
If an already married ex-boyfriend calls and asks you how you are doing, just say you are doing just fine.
When you were younger, fairy tales started with "A long long time ago"; Now fairy tales start with "Had I not been married...". You are too old for fairy tales.
If you really really need it, get those "toys" online, but not from your work computer. Be careful about hygiene though and watch out for infection.
If you move in with a guy, both of you should take a physical exam.
If you miss a guy, think before you tell him so.
If you don't miss a guy, just say you don't.
If you don't feel anything for the guy, a tennis game with him is a better idea.
Love your work, but don't fall in love with your boss.
Don't be tempted to be a single mom. A kid doesn't have to have his dad around. But for a woman who has to take care of a kid, she needs a man to take good care of her.
Work hard to earn more money, but not to the extent to become skeptical on every man who is interested in you.
If there is hope, try harder; if there is absolutely no hope, don't mind it too much. Winning or losing, it's your mentality that counts.
Actually even with a partner, one can still feel lonely. You need a hobby or two when you are young, so that when you are older, you can still have fun in a garden or with a fish tank.
If someone pays you compliment on how young you look, you should feel grateful and happy.
The game of love is like the game of mahjong. If you are not serious, then there is no fun; if you are too serious, then you get upset too easily. Enjoy the game.
You don't have to tell everything of your past to your new boyfriend. especially if you really like him.
In any circumstance, don't shoot any video or picture of your intimate moment, no matter who you are with.
If you truly really like one thing, go buy it.
Try to walk a few steps before you go out with your new shoes.
Get furnitures that are not too heavy, easy to move, simple in design and easy to clean. If you are not gifted in engineering, don't buy furnitures from IKEA that need assembly. Defintion of hammer: a tool of which the only use is to hurt your own fingers.
Say no to the proposal of a middle aged man who just got rich and divorced.
Say no to the man who's betrayed you and wants to come back.
Say no to the man who has been betrayed by you but wants you back.
You've waited this long. It's alrady past the point to settle down for less.
Smile when you say yes; be clear and resolute when you say no.
One main functionality of men is to produce semens, but we already have banks for that nowadays.
One good thing about living alone is that you don't have to wake up in the arms of a man who you used to love a long time ago.
The secret to stay young is to have a heart that never wants to settle.
Introductions at dating sites are not love letters.
Wear flats for walks. And remember to bring your cell phone along.
The best lacy underwear has the simplest design; the best report at work has the most concise wording.
Romance is like a beutiful evening gown. Pretty, but you can't wear it everyday.
Marrying to rich is like robbing a bank. You gain a lot, but there are always a lot of concequences. If you don't have to, don't ever try it.
Testing a guy, how to put it, it's like putting him up to an IQ test. The only purpose of it is to find out how stupid he really is.
If you've made a promise that turns out to be a mistake, you have to have to courage to own it up.
Stick to your principals on important things; be flexible with not so important ones.
Build some good routines, i.e. go to bed early, brush your teeth after each meal, drink light tea, exerciese more. Good habbits are like savings - a little by day adds up to a huge pleasant surprise at the end of the year.
Nothing can be traded for your health
Whether a man is reliable depends on how you manage him.
Nothing is worth arguing. Results prove everything.
Men always chase after women who don't give a crap about them, and so does fate.
If you want to do it right, do it yourself. Rather than spending time on prayers, you should start to rely on yourself.
Don't borrow money. If you have to, borrow it from a bank.
Don't loan others money. If you have to, be prepared that you will never get the money back.
Get your financial house in order. Even if you major in archaeology or violin.
Don't use your boyfriend's birthday as your password. It's going to be a drag if you have to change it often.
Change your locks when you change your boyfriend.
If you care too much about a guy, you tend to lose him. It's the same thing with money.
Get a bigger bed. You can lie in it whichever way you want. Get two pillows, one under your head, the other under your arm.
Have a good book on your bed stand.
Everything on your bed has to have good qualities, including your man.
Laugh a few times a day. It's good for your health. If nobody amuses you, watch some funny cartoons.
Find a physical hobby and stick to it, love making not included.
If you are upset, don't stand in the rain, don't listen to slow songs, and don't watch sentimental movies. Drink some wine while taking a bubble bath or just go hiking with your girlfriends.
Don't waste more than 10 minutes a day on whining, nagging or self-pity.
Don't calculate what you've gained and what you've lost. Leave that to the insurance company or your rivals.
You can be aggressive if you meet a really good guy.
If your girlfriend's husband is a lawyer, a doctor, a broker, a publisher or a computer geek, you can certainly ask him for advice on legal issues, health problems, investements, book deals or software installations, but always remember to invite your girlfriend along.
Honesty is a virtue, but that doens't mean you can criticize your girlfriend's husband when she does so, or you can speak ill of your boss when your coworkers do.
Trade quantity for quality when it comes to clothing. If you haven't worn that piece for three seasons in a row, it's time to send it away.
Inside trumps outside. You should buy more nutrition supplements than cosmetic products. And they should be better quality and more expensive too.
After work, go outside as much as you can.
If you are not a genious at strategizing, you are not suit for the role of someone's mistress.
Don't ever cry in front of a guy who wants to see your tear.
Women have two brains, left and right; men have two testicles, left and right.
If you have time to pray, why don't start thinking more? God can't be a woman, otherwise why did she create so many imperfect ones?
Pretending to be naive after a certain age is shameful.
Time has changed. Anything man can do, women can do as well. Fixing a broken fuse or a broken toilette, changing a flat tire or setting up an anti-virus software, it's nothing after all, especially compared with giving birth to a child.
Go to your OBGYN for an annual check up.
Know your own body.
Keep a spare key at your parent's or your close friend's.
If your room is getting neater and cleaner, or you have less and less visitors, or you can't stand a single dust on the table or the floor, or you get upset hearing a kid's crying, or you wash your hands for more than 20 times a day - you need to see a shrink now.
Even if you don't like kids, there is no need to let everybody know.
Don't force a man into lies, for he will hate you. Don't take his words too seriously, for you will hate him.
Jealousy can sometimes make you pay with your life
Don't let your friends come to your workplace too often.
No need to wonder about what one says about you. Just think what you said about him.
See, men never ask about how to have both marriage and career.
Love is not making love. Love him, is to sleep tight with him.
A gentleman knows how to give in.
Let's just put it this way, a man who brings a smile on your face is a keeper.
Yes, everything considerred, love is more important.
When it comes to love, don't do the things you know you shouldn't do.
Don't overestimate the things you don't have.
Don't get too close with the people who hold different moral values from yours.
If you still don't know how to treat your parents, that is way too late!
Be loyal to your girlfriends.
Pride is like a bra. It can make you look very tasteful, but if you reveal it too much, it can also make you look cheap.
If you don't feel comfortable in a chair, get up and walk away.
Three good things if you keep fit:
a. in a world in which the resources are limited, you take less room;
b. you can run faster
c. the less you weigh on a scale, the more you weigh in a man's heart
Your actual age is how old you look.
Even if you love him to death, there is no need to augument your breasts for him.
Don't get obssessed with things that are wrapped in pretty packages.
You see those clothes in fashion magazines? They are for movie stars and models.
Don't ask him to be a hero. Be glad he can lend you a hand in washing dishes or taking out trash.
If you have the chance to get more school, do it.
135. sophie tucker说:女人从出生到18岁,需要好的家庭,18到35岁,需要好的容貌,35到55岁,需要好的个性,55岁以后,需要好多钞票.
Sophie Tucker says, "From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash."
Of course you should patiently wait for the right guy to show up - but while you are bored during the long wait, you can still have a chat with guys not so "right" for you.
You know, if a girl hasn't met her match when she reaches 25, she's actually very lucky.
Remember, you have but one life to live
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